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Party Poopers

Bernie Bridges has it all figured out. April-May June — the hottest girl in the fourth grade — will ask him to the annual girl-invite-boy school dance. They'll dance the night away, and April-May June will totally fall for him.

There's only one problem: Reality. April-May June doesn't WANT to go with Bernie. She wouldn't go with Bernie even if he was the last guy on earth.

Then Jennifer Ecch — the Nightmare Girl — swoops in and asks Bernie to the dance. Yuck! How can he shake the unshakable Ecch?

Bernie has a plan. He'll convince Jennifer that he is lower than toe fungus and not worthy enough to go to the dance with her. But love is blind. Jennifer loves Bernie — no matter what.

So Bernie has no choice. The time has come to hold a long-distance snot-blowing contest right in front of Jennifer. That should be gross enough to get Jennifer out of his life — shouldn't it?

  • Format
  • hardcover
  • Pages
  • 118
  • Language
  • english
  • ISBN
  • 978-0-06-078824-7
  • EAN
  • 9780060788247
  • Genres
  • childrens
  • Release date
  • 2006