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The Cat on the Mat Is Flat

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Muck?! Uck! YUCK!

Is it just bad luck

when the truck of a duck

gets stuck in the muck?

Nine silly rhymes,

and a pig that slimes,

from a writer voted BEST

by The New York Times!

WARNING: This book may self-destruct if used to teach a lesson.

“... The rat chased the cat.

The rat chased the cat with the baseball bat.

Around

and around

and around the mat

the rat chased the cat with the baseball bat, until...

KERSPLAT!

Never again did that cat chase the rat—

the cat was much too flat for that.”