It's Not My Fault I Know Everything

New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary!

Dear Dumb Diary,

I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that."

What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.

• Author
• Jim Benton

• Format
• paperback

• Pages
• 128

• Series
• Dear Dumb Diary

• Publisher
• Scholastic Paperbacks

• Language
• english

• ISBN
• 978-0-439-82597-9

• EAN
• 9780439825979

• Genres
• childrens, humor, fiction, diary, comedy, juvenile, novels

• Release date
• 2009