The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance: A Memoir
It's lonely being a Mormon in New York City. Every year, Elna Baker attends the New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance. This year, her Queen Bee costume (which involves a funnel stinger stuck to her butt) isn't attracting the attention she'd anticipated. So once again, Elna finds herself alone, standing at the punch bowl, stocking up on Oreos, a virgin in a room full of thirty-year-old virgins doing the Funky Chicken. But loneliness is nothing compared to what Elna feels when she loses eighty pounds, finds herself suddenly beautiful...and in love with an atheist.
- Author
- Elna Baker
- Format
- hardcover
- Pages
- 288
- Publisher
- Dutton Adult
- Language
- english
- ISBN
- 9780525951353
- Genres
- memoir, humor, religion, biography, lds, comedy, adult
- Release date
- 2009
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