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Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon: Not-So-Straight Answers from America's Most Outrageous Gay Sex Columnist

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If You're Looking For Warmth And Compassion About

Your Sexual Worries, You Picked The Wrong Book...

Yes, you'll get all your burning and why-is-it-burning questions answered,

but the advice is coming from a son-of-a-bitch with a breathtaking gift

for the gratuitous insult.

In these pages, you'll find medical answers to everything from how you

can ejaculate farther to how you can take — ahem — more cargo on

your loading dock. Alvear answers questions with the compassion of

a caffeine addict out of coffee, lining up a panel of doctors and

psychologists against the wall and beating the truth out of them. The

result is a marriage of impeccably accurate information, politically

incorrect opinion and withering sarcasm.

Because the questions come from gay men all over the country, they're

like a peephole into the anxieties, concerns and worries that gay men

have about sex.

Here's a sampling of what you'll learn:

... Only 6% of the population need extra-large condoms.

Get over it.

... The average erect penis is 5. I" long and 4.8" around.

Unless you're in a chat room. Then double it.

... Kegel exercises will give you harder hard-ons and more

powerful orgasms. But then, so will an 18-year-old.

... 50% of men on anti-depressants experience sexual side

effects.

And no, having an affair is not considered a side effect you can

blame on medicine.

With buzz-saw wit,

Men Are Pigs, But We Love Bacon

will leave you laughing, howling, and knowing everything you

need to know about sex.