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Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault

At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?

 

Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off — seriously, you can’t win.)

Includes:

The theory of toddler evolution 

Mealtime (AKA Hell)

Your unraveling life

And how not to die inside 

  • Format
  • paperback
  • Pages
  • 176
  • Language
  • english
  • ISBN
  • 9780761185642
  • Genres
  • parenting, humor, comedy, audiobook, childrens, family
  • Release date
  • 2015