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Sh*t Politicians Say: The Funniest, Dumbest, Most Outrageous Things Ever Uttered by Our "leaders]skyhorse Publishing]bc]b102]07/12/2016]pol040010]48]15.99]24.99]rf]tp]r]r]syho]]]01/01/0001]p773]syho

From the moment a Founding Father first asked for a vote, politicians have been saying dumb stuff. From George Washington to George Bush (both of them!) right on to present-day pundits like Donald Trump, Sarah Palin, and Hillary Clinton, political leaders can always be counted on to say funny, exasperating, and nonsensical things, often unintentionally. In Sh*t Politicians Say , Jesse Ventura shares the most entertaining and disturbing "thoughts" from his political brethren, including these winners:

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive." — Donald Trump

"I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." — Ronald Reagan

"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." — Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." — Dan Quayle

"A zebra does not change its spots." — Al Gore

"People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I've earned everything I've got." — Richard Nixon

"Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war." — former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." — George W. Bush

From bigoted statements to outright lies ... flip-flopping to just TMI, Sh*t Politicians Say will provide readers with a welcome respite from the presidential campaigns.

  • Format
  • paperback
  • Pages
  • 224
  • Language
  • english
  • ISBN
  • 9781510714175
  • Genres
  • humor, politics
  • Release date
  • 2016