Promises, Promises
Promises, Promises: A Romp with Plenty of Dykes, a Unicorn, an Ogre, an Oracle, a Quest, a Princess, and True Love with a Happily Ever After
Sandy Blunt, witch, has big dreams but C-average magic skills. Her only noteworthy talent is for paying extravagant compliments to women. Trouble is, when she uses that gift, she unwittingly foretells the future for a pretty princess. The punishment for prophesying about one of royal blood is death. With the help of ill-assorted companions, including a self-professed princess in disguise with a wild imagination, a self-absorbed member of the royal guard, and the not-so-average girl next door, Sandy has a year and a day to travel to far-flung places — encountering such dangerous creatures as a dragon who writes awful poetry, slovely elves, and boarding house landladies — to collect the weird and magical items needed to turn her prophecies into promises and so evade the executioner.
- Author
- L.-J. Baker
- Format
- paperback
- Pages
- 234
- Publisher
- Lethe Press
- Language
- english
- ISBN
- 9781590213377
- Genres
- fantasy, lgbt, lesbian, fiction, queer, humor, romance, comedy, gay, dragons
- Release date
- 2011
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