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Promises, Promises

Promises, Promises: A Romp with Plenty of Dykes, a Unicorn, an Ogre, an Oracle, a Quest, a Princess, and True Love with a Happily Ever After

Sandy Blunt, witch, has big dreams but C-average magic skills. Her only noteworthy talent is for paying extravagant compliments to women. Trouble is, when she uses that gift, she unwittingly foretells the future for a pretty princess. The punishment for prophesying about one of royal blood is death. With the help of ill-assorted companions, including a self-professed princess in disguise with a wild imagination, a self-absorbed member of the royal guard, and the not-so-average girl next door, Sandy has a year and a day to travel to far-flung places — encountering such dangerous creatures as a dragon who writes awful poetry, slovely elves, and boarding house landladies — to collect the weird and magical items needed to turn her prophecies into promises and so evade the executioner.

  • Format
  • paperback
  • Pages
  • 234
  • Language
  • english
  • ISBN
  • 9781590213377
  • Genres
  • fantasy, lgbt, lesbian, fiction, queer, humor, romance, comedy, gay, dragons
  • Release date
  • 2011