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Cringe: Toe Curlingly Embarrassing Teenage Diaries, Love Letters And Bad Poetry

Did you keep a diary during your teen years? Do you have a box of loopy-cursive, never-sent notes to your crush? Or some overwrought poetry about your bleak existence? An unfinished rockopera? Well, you're not alone, and in "Cringe," you'll find a reason to unearth your adolescent angst and have a good laugh — at yourself.

A compilation of real teenage diary and journal entries, letters,

songs, stories, and lists — along with biting commentary, background, and self-examination from the now so-called grown-ups who wrote them — "Cringe" offers a voyeuristic glimpse at the roller coaster of youth in all of its navel-gazing, soul-searching, social-skewering glory. Cringe -worthy excerpts include

Really bad poetry:

I lumber like the sad clown with

the hope that my performance

might make you smile.

Yet I am a flickering star over

a cloudy sky.

Blush-inducing pep talks:

OK. It's the end of February. No more

kidding around! You have to go out

with someone! You haven't gone out

with someone since the summer!

At least fool around with someone!

Come on! You've got it in ya!

Questionable motivations:

My mom is madly in love with

her boyfriend... Cool! He's so rich

... I could get a lot out of this —

vacations, a car — if he buys my mom

one + she gives me hers — psyche!

And rages against the world at large:

I am living in a dream world.

Wishes are a bunch of crap.

They never come true so what's

the use of even wasting your

time hoping they'll come true

when they don't?

Inspired by the New York-based reading series of the same name, "Cringe" will help you realize that being a grown-up isn't all that terrible. At least you don't have to worry about who's going to be at the mall anymore.

  • Format
  • paperback
  • Pages
  • 224
  • Language
  • english
  • ISBN
  • 9781843173458
  • Genres
  • humor
  • Release date
  • 2009