The Driver's Guide to Hitting Pedestrians

A pocket guide to the twenty-three most painful things in life, written by the most well-adjusted man in the universe. Does it make you sad to be alive? Boo-hoo. You're living all wrong. My name is Andersen Prunty. I am happiest while napping. I am a man with tennis shoes. They get older every time I put them on. This is how I deal with the pain of being alive. Now is our chance to deal with our pain together. You'll thank me later. Love and euphoria, Andersen

• Author
• Andersen Prunty

• Format
• paperback

• Pages
• 108

• Publisher
• Lazy Fascist Press

• Language
• english

• ISBN
• 9781936383795

• Genres
• fiction, humor, horror, anthologies

• Release date
• 2011